thank you im really good at clicking reblog
you couldnt even do that right
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
anyone can cook
you can cook anyone
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN
That’s pretty much Shakespeare in a nutshell. Is a line philosophical? Satirical? A pun? A dirty joke? Chances are, it’s all of the above.
there are no chances
it is most definitely all of the above
Sherlock would sort himself.
why would the sorting hat even find that difficult
jared’s crush on jensen is just as cute as jensen’s crush on jared [jensen]
“You tripped over my site
And you dug me out of this shallow grave
with your Swiss Army knife
And only you could revive me, so badly decomposed”
did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it